A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde

came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and

another customer asked, "What is a

seven-hundred-ten?"



She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have

lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did

not know, but this piece had always been there.



He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece

looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it

wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and

asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its

right there."



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...and to think I've been putting 20W50 in...

 

Oil?

 

Ok, ok, ok......."why do blonds wear panties?"



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...........to keep their ankles warm

 

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?



Look: Doughnut Seeds!!!!

 

What? 710? That's right!

HAhahahaaa!

Isn't it???

 

Ahh, the good old 710...which works in parellel with the ID 10T sensor.

 

How does a blond turn on the light after *******?











































Opens the car door.

 

Why are womans feet shorter than a mans?





























Its a genetic thing.....So they can stand closer to the sink

 

What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?























































NOTHING. You already told her twice.