Subject: Birds And The Bees, 21st Century



A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out

anyway. So here goes.

Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a

cyber-cafe.

Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a

download from my hard drive. As I was uploading, we both discovered

that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late

to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up

appeared and said:

'You've got Male'

 

mmmm... hmmmm... firewalls are good

 

That is the worst joke I have ever heard.

 

Worse than the one about FD's.

 

Wow, I wish I wouldn't of taken the time to click and read this.

 

**** is better...thats how i learned! and than 2 years later my dad told me about the birds and the bees. how we laughed!

 

I was having dinner with the parents. Then my dad said "you know when you have sex you should use protection, pass me the bread." Wish I was kidding, but i'm not. It was just that wierd.

 

that kind of casualness stems from that "on the fly sex" they used to have in the 60's!

 

[quote name='defprun' date='Jun 16 2005, 12:24 AM']that kind of casualness stems from that "on the fly sex" they used to have in the 60's!


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road head?



or like in a plane?



sky head?



i hear 94t gives some good sky head. he can even do it while flying upside down.

 

yur spozed tuh do it upsidez down, durrrr!