So this is the kind of story you can only share with the rest of the world via the internet...



I took my girlfriend to BaskinRobbins for some ice cream last night and there I was looking at what ice cream i wanted when i got the sudden urge to fart. Not wanting the counter staff or my girlfriend to suspect my indescretion i went over to the far counter and farted.



This is where everything got a bit skewed on me.



I felt something hot and wet running down my leg. It seems I had a bit of a tummy bug and only my *** knew about it. I had just diarehea (sp?) shat myself in the middle of BaskinRobbins, in front of the counter staff and my girlfriend.



Thankfully my girlfriend has a cold and a blocked nose... so she didn't smell and therefore suspect anything had happened. I kept her standing in front of me so she couldn't see my wet ***.



So anyway, I ordered my icecream, paid the counter girl and proceeded out the door. I gave my keys and icecream to my g/f, told her i needed to go to burger king next door, where I went to the restroom and spent 5 minutes shovelling muck out of my boxers.

 

OMFG! That is brutally honest!

 

OMG they have baskin robbins in australia!!!!!

 

Ya musta ate something Spicey!

 

wash your hands?

 

my rim is burning like the fires of arabia

 

that is ******* priceless

 

lmao! thats pretty funny. good on you fo being so calm

 

HAHAHA thats great.



at least you can laugh about it!



wait about a year, then tell the girl about it. I guarantee she will laugh her *** off

 

Smooth handling of the situation.