So this afternoon I'm looking after my godson, while by buddy and his wife spend some q-time alone. The little gooba is "helping" me clean and put tools away in the garage, when he tells me he has to go to the bathroom. So I walk him in the house and he informs me he can do it on his own, great, so I roll into the kitchen to make us something to eat. Two or three minutes later I hear a little voice from the bathroom "Uncle Jimmy, I need you", apprehensively I make my way back to the bathroom, where he informs me he had an accident while wiping. Im like "what did you wipe your *** away or something"?, he says "no look" I have nevr seen a wiping mess like the one I witnessed, poo was everywhere, ***, legs, nuts, jesus christ I needed a pressure washer and a squeegee. "didnt your dad show you how to do this"?



Please, parents, school your young ones an the art of asswipe, save the batchelors of the world, we are unprepared for such situations

 

uh i have no response to this.

 

you sure about that?



i hear you poop your pants daily







you should have just put the kid in the shower, and hose the little poopiehead down.that works best i speak from experience. When ever they drop him off.....have them bring an extra set of clothes "just in case"

 

OMG LMFAO

 

Sounds like you a great day. lol j/k that just sucks.

 

damnit.. I didn't get to use the banana dancer first...

 

I told you to never speak of that, i thought i could trust you.

 

I told you to never speak of that, i thought i could trust you. [/quote]

If you need a pressure washer and a squeegee, you know where you can find me

 

OMG ROTF LMAO So you baby sat my little brother

 

haha man,ever since i found out about the rx7 ive for some odd reason started saying "i gotta go blow my apex seal" instead of "man i gotta poo"